2007 New Years Resolutions
January 2nd, 2007
Ok..a new year and a new set of resolutions…here goes:
1. Lose 578 lbs.
2. Gain 2985 lbs of muscle.
3. Eat only foods that are organic, free-range, non-carbonated, non-fat, low-carb, low-calorie, high-fiber, mineral/vitamin fortified, non-MSG-containing, Omega-3,5,7.
4. Waste less time watching TV (although I did find a few new shows that are rad)
5. Bring back the 80s with words like “rad’, “ill”, and “def”
6. Pimp out my MySpace page
7. Continue 2 refine my IM/TM vocab 2 d least # of keystrokes possible 2 convey my messages. Ur rad.
8. Write 10 screenplays.
9. Learn how to write a screenplay.
10. Develop 10 business plans
11. Learn how to write a business plan.
12. Sell all this crap in my living room on eBay.
13. Go to bed earlier / go to work earlier….oops…ok, this will start tomorrow.
That should do….for now….