Why is your pee yellow?
July 10th, 2007
Apparently, your pee is yellow not because of gold, gold-plating, or californium-252. Dude, your piss is yellow because of urochrome and the degradation products of bilirubin and urobilin. Duh.
Speaking of pee, you should drink your own golden shower. I’m totally serious. Seriously demented, that is…but regardless you should take heed of this crazy phenomenon of making a cocktail out of your cock trail. Thank you, Thank you, I’m here all week.
Here’s a more detailed explanation of Urine Therapy without my interjections:
…vitamins, minerals, proteins, enzymes, hormones, antibodies, and amino acids — estimated to be thousands of compounds in all. For example, urine, which is also the primary component of amniotic fluid, contains DHEA (the wonder steroid heralded with anti-aging, anti-cancer, and other benefits), allantoin (added to creams and ointments to promote wound healing), factor S (used to naturally induce sleep), gastric secretory depressants (combats ulcer growth), urokinase (an enzyme known to dissolve blood clots), and of course, urea (a key constituent in many antibacterial substances). Some scientists even suggest that uric acid, the most touted property of urine, may be one of the things allowing humans to live longer than most other mammals. (Blake More, “Drink To Your Health”, Yoga Journal)
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Popularized in the works of John W. Armstrong (The Water of Life: A Treatise on Urine Therapy ) and Dr. Beatrice Bartnett (Urine-Therapy: It May Save Your Life), the urine cure has attracted a broad spectrum of individuals seeking relief from illnesses that failed to respond adequately to conventional medicine. Sufferers with everything from HIV to cancer, gout, Brights disease, gangrene, heart disease, malaria, bladder ailments, and asthma have found themselves willing to try anything that might help — no matter how seemingly absurd or repugnant. And to their astonishment, many of them have found incredible success.
There it is….stop wasting your own life nectar. Next time you take a leak, think of all the vital minerals and vitamins you are throwing away. It’s like throwing dollar(or Pounds Sterling) bills down the toilet, you wasteful bastard.