eMarkLee

I am a law abiding citizen….for good reason. The good reasons are:

1. I am 5′9, 160 lbs, about half the size of the general inmate population of other races.
2. If I was in prison, I would be engulfed with ways to McGyver my way out of there and end up being in solitary confinement.
3. Frankly, I would be someone’s girlfriend because of #1.

There is one place where I might be able to be a prisoner, though….Philipines for these reasons:

1. I am 5′9 and 160 lbs, which is above the median size
2. I am moderately proficient at dancing
3. I am above-par in Michael Jackson moves

Yeah, I’m speechless too.