Best wine in the world
September 19th, 2007
This is a bit old, but just in case anyone didn’t catch it….Two Buck Chuck is the best wine in the world. This has officially been backed up with some serious accolates:
The Charles Shaw 2005 California chardonnay (yes, the $1.99 “Two Buck Chuck” made by Bronco Wine Company sold at Trader Joe’s) was judged Best Chardonnay from California at California State Fair Commercial Wine Competition.
The chardonnay received 98 points, a double gold, with accolades of Best of California and Best of Class.
To all you suckas out there that thought I drink Chuck because I’m a cheap bastard, boo ya!!! I drink this stuff for taste but you weren’t sophisticated enough to recognize. And all you suckas in NYC paying three dollars for two buck chuck? Pobrecita.
“OLD” is “spot on”
ty, RP.
btw, RP sucks
[...] 6. Reenact Sideways in Wine Country. I personally think California wines are the best in the world but some don’t agree with me. Namely, the French. My theory on why is that the French have a skewed sense of smell and taste due to a lifetime of smelling their own B.O. This is based on scientific research from my time in London. I know this stuff, just trust me. Anyway…start in Sonoma. Take in some wineries there to warm you up. Sonoma is a more chill Napa Valley with free tastings and more personal wineries. You could make your way up to Napa if Sonoma doesn’t offer enough big name wineries. In Napa, I like to pick up a bottle of wine from Franciscan and then stop off at V Sattui to pick up goodies for a picnic. Go all the way down to Sterling winery for a cable ride up for a fantastic view of all of Napa. Eat at French Laundry if you can get reservations ahead of time and got the loot to boot…shoot, I gotta toot. [...]