eMarkLee

I don’t usually talk politics because I don’t really subscribe to it, really. I’m not really a big government Democrat but I also don’t like the foagie policies of the Republicans. There’s nothing deep about my thinking…whoever lowers taxes for me gets my vote. Usually I don’t pay that much attention to the election but this year has been quite entertaining. The latest bit of entertainment is the running mate of John McCain…Sarah Palin. Given John McCain is 90 years old, you would be voting Palin into office as the first female president. That’s pretty exciting for me…the first MILF President EVER.

I’m not sure what she stands for, but I think it’s time to put a hot president into the White House. PALIN 2008!!!

Santa,

I know it’s a bit early to think about the holidays, but believe me, it’s starting to feel like winter here in London. I think I’ve been a pretty good boy this year except for the general assault and WOMD allegations put on me, that is. This year I am asking for 5 simple products that any normal guy would want:

1. A CO2 powered bear-killing knife
2. An airplane blinding ultra laser
3. A remote controlled super paintball machine gun turret
4. A imaging graffiti machine
5. A stealth phoneline tapper

That’s all, Santa. Not asking too much this year, am I?