Top 5 on my Xmas Shopping List
September 2nd, 2008
Santa,
I know it’s a bit early to think about the holidays, but believe me, it’s starting to feel like winter here in London. I think I’ve been a pretty good boy this year except for the general assault and WOMD allegations put on me, that is. This year I am asking for 5 simple products that any normal guy would want:
1. A CO2 powered bear-killing knife
2. An airplane blinding ultra laser
3. A remote controlled super paintball machine gun turret
4. A imaging graffiti machine
5. A stealth phoneline tapper
That’s all, Santa. Not asking too much this year, am I?
all i want are two bespoke suits so i can look like a london bloke.
That’s hot.